god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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