No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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