Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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