i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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