Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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