and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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