google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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