I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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