One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
