he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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