David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
