i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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