Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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