Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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