PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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