I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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