i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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