i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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