what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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