Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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