Buhtt sex?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she peed on how many people?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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