Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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