You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
the liver wants what the liver wants
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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