she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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