Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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