did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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