Don't you send me to vm
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
