It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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