i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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