Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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