Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
