You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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