who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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