Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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