dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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