it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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