im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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