I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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