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(910): View more from North Carolina

the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...

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(727): View more from Florida

A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!

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(410): View more from Maryland

was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.

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(207): View more from Maine

I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?

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(772): View more from Florida

Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?

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