my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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