I just saw a hot homeless man
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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