She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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