no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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