no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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