Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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