remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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