I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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