I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
