Having a random hookup so left but love u
someone get that fucking seahorse.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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