it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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